First Impressions 2015/16 EPL

Upset central but some first impressions anyways

The order of teams as set by my preview last week.

The Upper Crust

  • Question marks abound for all the pre-season favourites except City.
  • Chelsea were held to a draw by Swansea and could very well have finished with a loss if Bafetimbi Gomis had not been a step offside. It was always going to be very hard to repeat for Chelsea. Apart from Falcao they had a very quiet transfer window. Still the favourites in my book.
  • If they gave the trophy out today City would win but it is a long season. They’ve certainly jumped the first hurdle. Yaya Toure is back baby.
  • Arsenal, not good. Hopefully for Gunner’s fans it was opening day nerves.
  • Man U weren’t completely convincing but they will take the 3 points. Defence looked steady but their attacking fluency is a work in progress.

Honourable Mention

  • Philippe Coutinho is making Liverpool fans forget Raheem Sterling already. Good ways. BTW the whole world seems to have turned against Raheem Sterling. Talk about losing the PR battle.

Champion’s League Outsiders 

  • Tottenham had their chances and will need to be more clinical to creep into that upper echelon of teams this year.
  • Everton’s defence promised more than last year’s disjointed effort, however, still look vulnerable. Early days but first impressions have them pegged more mid table than pushing for a Champion’s League spot.
  • Southampton missed 3 gilt edged chances but will take the point. 

Mid table at best 

  • Stoke have a brighter style under Mark Hughes but are still as tough as old boots. They will trouble teams all season long at Britannia.
  • West Ham. Started off well like last season. Will they keep it going?
  • We knew Swansea were going to be sneaky good and they are.
  • Newcastle United are much better than I thought they would be. They were that bad last season. Georginio Wijnaldum is the real deal. Steve McClaren has a strategy too which is heartening.
  • West Brom should be fine this year as Tony Pulis teams often are but the middle class of the Premier League is getting better and better (as recently espoused on Grantland) so the margin for error is smaller. We’ll learn a lot from next week’s performance.
  • Crystal Palace’s attack was lively but their defence showed plenty of vulnerability which will be ruthlessly exposed by superior teams unless fixed soon.
  • How resilient are Villa? They are kind of Southampton Lite. Not in terms of playing style but they were gutted of their top players and yet they still put in a good performance. Things looked very dire indeed and yet they win away in their first game.
  • Leicester have picked up where they left off at the back end of last season. Looked deadly up front.
  • Terrible, terrible start by Sunderland. They were thrashed and must be looking forward to another whole season of relegation speculation.

Thanks for coming

  • Norwich could very well have come away with a share of the points (high boot, what the? and the Connor Wickham shove) but will have to rue their poor defence at any rate.
AFC Bournemouth - Photo by Chris Parker - CC-BY-ND-2.0

AFC Bournemouth – Photo by Chris ParkerCC-BY-ND-2.0

  • Bournemouth will know that the difference between staying up and going straight back down will be taking their opportunities. They didn’t this week and Villa punished them accordingly.
  • Watford played well against Everton and could have won as well. Best showing of the recent arrivals.

What is sweeter than Jelly Bread?

  • PNG Hunters. Piling up win after win. Probably the most pleasing aspect is the quality of the opposition. This season’s crop of Hunters are performing even better than last year despite the fact the NRL/Superleague have had their first intake of PNG talent from the Hunters. Expect another group of PNG Hunters to ply their trade OS after this season. Hopefully things just get better and better for PNG Rugby League from here on in.
  • Jarryd Hayne. Still facing an uphill battle to make the final roster but holding his own and making his fair share of headlines. If he makes the cut and gets significant reps during the season look for both increased exposure for the game of Rugby League (some journalists, especially Cam Inman are actually getting the difference between Rugby Union and Rugby League) and maybe even the odd American scout at Australian Rugby League games. This is still highly unlikely but more likely since Hayne started his strange sports odyssey. Previously, players like Jesse Williams and Colin Scotts had to travel along the more traditional recruiting pathways. Still a very good chance Hayne will be one of the few to make the NFL this way (if he makes it that is). 

Bill James Award 

For the statistically superior NRL human being. Two recipients this week.

Cameron Munster – Tries – 3, Run Metres – 223m, Try Assists – 0, Tackle Breaks – 7, Tackles – 3, Offloads – 1, Line Breaks – 3, Line Break Assists – 0, Errors – 2, Penalties Conceded – 0 and Ready-made replacement for Billy Slater (when he eventually retires, that is) – He is a good place to start.

Peta Hiku – Tries – 3, Run Metres – 211m, Try Assists – 0, Tackle Breaks – 5, Tackles – 8, Offloads – 3, Line Breaks – 3, Line Break Assists – 0, Errors – 1, Penalties Conceded – 0 and Getting some pressure to perform from Tom Trbojevic – You better believe it.

NRL Tips Round 23

Cowboys vs Rabbitohs – Cows (This game will be semi-final calibre with both teams looking to bounce back from insipid performances. Cows too strong at home)

Broncos vs Dragons – Broncos (This will be a good test for both sides. Dragons looking to build on back to back wins and Broncos looking to arrest their first back to back losses this season)

Tigers vs Knights – Tigers (Tigers getting feisty again. Knights looked better in the second half against the Roosters but are far from a good side)

Panthers vs Warriors – Panthers (Panthers are injury riddled but competing. Warriors have lost Shaun Johnson and are not)

Roosters vs Eels – Roosters (People keep saying they are premiership favourites but I’m not completely convinced)

Raiders vs Sea Eagles – Sea Eagles (Raiders are still trying hard but Sea Eagles have all the momentum)

Bulldogs vs Titans – Bulldogs (Bulldogs doing enough to win games. Titans doing enough to lose them)

Sharks vs Storm – Storm (This will be a grind fest. Sharks have won the last 5 in a row but have lost the last 4 against the Storm)

Last week


Season so far


Current Position

7,496 of 218,618

NRL Fantasy Round 23


I’m in the middle of a trade drought. I was popping them like tic tacs (no endorsement deal yet) in the first half of the season.

Starting Team

Cameron Smith (Storm), Mike Cooper (Dragons), George Burgess (Rabbitohs), Shaun Fensom (Raiders), Elijah Taylor (Panthers), Corey Parker (Broncos), DCE (Sea Eagles), Ben Hunt (Broncos), Jack Bird (Sharks), Mitchell Aubusson (Roosters), Euan Aitken (Dragons), Semi Radradra (Eels) and Lachlan Coote (Cowboys)


Mitch Rein (Dragons), Ethan Lowe (Cowboys), Mitch Moses (Tigers) and Solomone Kata (Warriors)

Balance of the squad

Richard Fa’aoso (Eels), Sam Lisone (Warriors), Sam Mataora (Knights), Dene Halatau (Tigers), Jackson Hastings (Roosters), Iosia Soliola (Raiders), Edrick Lee (Raiders) and Delouise Hoeter (Tigers)

Last week


Season so far


Current Position

5,129 of 116,742

EPL Tips Match Week 2

Aston Villa vs Man U – Man U 2-0 (Man U to build on last week’s win)

Southampton vs Everton – Southampton 2-1 (Southampton were less dreadful than Everton and they are at home too)

Sunderland vs Norwich – Draw 1-1 (Surely Sunderland won’t be that bad again this week)

Swansea vs Newcastle United – Swansea 2-1 (The Geordies are better this year but Swansea will still prevail)

Tottenham vs Stoke – Tottenham 1-0 (Spurs to bounce back. Stoke to make it hard for them)

Watford vs West Brom – Watford 2-1 (Watford showed a lot last time out and the Baggies didn’t)

West Ham vs Leicester – Draw 2-2 (This will be a close one. Both teams had good first outings. The Hammers were particularly good)

Crystal Palace vs Arsenal – Arsenal 3-2 (Should be some goals in this one. Arsenal surely can’t string together another performance like last week)

Man City vs Chelsea – Draw 1-1 (Chelsea will make adjustments. City won’t find the going nearly as easy)

Liverpool vs Bournemouth – Liverpool 2-0 (Liverpool will be better for the run)

BTW I’m going head to head with Lawro (Mark Lawrenson of the BBC) again this year. He has gone and changed his scoring system (a correct result (picking a win, draw or defeat) is worth TEN points and picking an exact score FORTY points).

Last week

Me – 50 (5 from 10 with no perfect scores) and Lawro – 20 (2 from 10 with no perfect scores)

Season so far

Me – 50 and Lawro – 20 (I thought I did abysmally and then I looked at Lawro’s predictions)

Stay Tuned

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode on Saturday, 22 August 2015 titled ‘Second Impressions – EPL 2015/16’


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