TGOS hit the road for the GF

2015 GF Fireworks

This started off as a one part diary but got a bit wordy (as is my custom) so I had to break it into 3 parts. Part 1 was last week.

NRL GF – North Queensland Cowboys vs Brisbane Broncos

Cold Chisel is done and dusted and this is the bit where we stop being Queenslanders and split up into blue or maroon. That being said, it is one of those games where everyone is a winner. Except if you are from NSW. Nearly every Cowboys supporter has the Broncos as their second side and vice versa. The rivalry can be termed friendly rather than bitter. It is a rivalry none-the-less.

Neither team’s fans know what to expect. The crowd is vacillating between ‘Let’s go Broncos, let’s go’ and ‘Cow-boys, Cow-boys, Cow-boys’. I guess it is better than Aussie-Aussie-Aussie-Oi-Oi-Oi. Sometimes I wish we were in England. Actually I don’t. It looks too cold and wet for me. English songs are generally a little wittier though.

When they announce the teams the crowd goes bananas for Justin Hodges but they go even more bananas for Johnathon Thurston. Everyone wants Thurston to win another premiership. Everyone.

Jessica Mauboy is on national anthem duty. We all stand and heaps of us sing. I’m a bit emotional. I think it is because I’ve finally made it to the GF and the Cows could actually do this. BTW if they had a vote for Queen of Australia, Jessica Mauboy would be in the top 5 contenders. Everyone likes Jessica Mauboy. She is the Cathy Freeman of pop music.

I have this little kid beside me. He is a Broncos supporter. He must be 2 years old. Mrs TGOS, who it must be said is better at this kind of thing, thinks he is 8. He is sledging me. I may have to accidentally knock him over if the Broncos win. I may have to accidentally knock him over anyway. The really annoying thing is that he knows what he is talking about.

BTW, serious props to Mrs TGOS. How many women do you know when faced with a million kilometre car journey to watch a football game with absolutely no lead-in time are totally on board with no complaints at all? I digress.

Kick off – Kyle Feldt kicks the ball deep into Broncos territory and we are off. His kick is very Pat Richards‑esque and has a hang time of about an hour. I wouldn’t like to be under it.

5^th minute – Early exchanges are innocuous but Broncos get an early penalty and take the 2. I hope that doesn’t come back to bite the Cows. Sydney changed Wayne Bennett. I don’t remember the Broncos taking the 2 much in the 80s and 90s. I guess the message never made it out to Alfie Langer in time.

8^th minute – Cowboys seem to have the better of the early exchanges but all of a sudden the Broncos spread it wide down the left and cut them to ribbons. Long range try. The Cows are 8-0 down. Are the Cows going to get blown off the park? Is it going to be one of those kinds of games? Cows fans are worried. Will nerves get the better of them? Adam Blair’s offload started that try. Hasn’t he come a long way. I bet he wishes he moved straight to the Broncos from the Storm. The Broncos defence is so strong. The Cows cannot afford to give them any kind of lead. Cowboys fans are even more nervous now.

9^th minute – Gillett knocks on and the Cows immediately get the ball back with awesome field position. Can they do something with it?

10^th minute – Yes they can! TRY! TRY! TRY! Jake Granville is a champion. The nerves are gone and it is 8-6 after Thurston converts. Now we are all thinking this is going to be a 40-38 shoot-out. Anything is possible. Can’t believe the Cows scored off a scrum. That hardly ever happens. I’m voting to keep scrums. Anyone who ever played in a game without them, knows it makes Rugby League too much like Touch Football. Jake Granville definitely made the Big Leap this year.

13^th minute – Cows scarper down the right and Thurston bombs for Coote to regather before passing to Feldt but he is tackled and the move ends there. Cows looking dangerous now. Could break this game wide open.

16^th minute – Anthony Milford makes another line break which almost ends in a try. He is dynamite. Those saying he wouldn’t do well at five-eight are remaining conspicuously anonymous now. Feel sorry for Canberra though. They’ve lost some talent over the years.

26^th minute – TRY to the Cowboys! It is Jake Granville again with a cut out pass to James Tamou. It seemed almost too easy and Cows ahead 12-8 with another Thurston conversion.

27^th minute – The Polar Bear is on the field. Hasn’t he had a great season. When he first arrived from the Broncos I was sceptical but he has made every post a winner.

35^th minute – Wow! First big call of the night and it goes against the Cows. Thurston lost the ball in the tackle and it looks to every Cowboys fan to be a strip. Every Broncos fan thinks it was loose carry and a try to the Broncos. Old mate beside me is instructing me on the vagaries of the knock on rule. How does a 2 year old know so much about Rugby League? TRY to the Broncos! Are we going to look back on this decision as a controversial turning point (the hand of God, the 7^th tackle try and the Robert Lui knock on that never was)? I certainly hope not. Broncos up 14-12.

37^th minute – Another break by the Cows and they are right back on the attack. They pummel the Bronco’s line but nothing comes of it. Halftime comes and there is nothing in it. The football has been amazing.

Part 3 will be next week.

What is sweeter than Jelly Bread?

• The All Blacks. Master class in strategy and winning Rugby.
• The Wallabies effort. They pulled themselves back in that game when all seemed lost. Execution let them down but effort was exceptional.
• Refereeing in the World Cup Final. There was a fair bit of media around how bad the referee performed but I disagree completely. It was refreshing to see the game flow with a solid advantage played and minimal penalties blown up. There were a few 50-50 calls that could have gone either way but I don’t think it affected the outcome.
• The Dubs. What an awesome start to the season.
• The Brisbane Bandits. Hot start to the season and a good night out at the ball park too.

Brisbane Bandits vs Adelaide Bite

What isn’t 

• 49ers putting Hayne on waivers. His career isn’t exactly on oxygen support but it is another speed bump. Ironically, nearly every remaining running back on their roster was injured against the Rams but he is still on the practice squad so it shows where he is in the pecking order. It is not the end of the World and I can totally understand the 49ers position but I thought Hayne was on the verge of breaking out. 

EPL Tips – International Break

I’m going head to head with Lawro (Mark Lawrenson of the BBC) again this year. He has gone and changed his scoring system (a correct result (picking a win, draw or defeat) is worth TEN points and picking an exact score FORTY points).

Week 10

Me – 80 (5 from 10 with 1 perfect score) and Lawro – 40 (4 from 10 with no perfect score)

Week 11

Me – 50 (5 from 10 with no perfect scores) and Lawro – 120 (6 from 10 with 2 perfect scores)

Week 12

Me – 40 (4 from 10 with no perfect scores) and Lawro – 130 (4 from 10 with 3 perfect scores)

Season so far

Me – 900 and Lawro – 1020 (Lawro is taking me to school)

Stay Tuned

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode on Tuesday, 17 November 2015 titled ‘The Game of Sport’s 2015 NRL Grand Final Diary Part 3’