Every English Premier League fan knows that feeling of dread, except fans from Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester United, Everton, Tottenham and Chelsea, that is. Sunderland has been walking the tightrope for years. Aston Villa finally went down last year and the Geordies, after years of underachieving went down as well. Depending on your level of passion, that feeling varies from utter terror to mild anxiety, but every fan knows it. Every win is three points closer to safety. Every loss is another step towards the drop. Promotion/relegation is one of the things that makes Football so interesting.
Most of my EPL related conversations with British expats in Australia revolve around the relative position of their team. Week by week banter about how their team is doing is high on the list. It seems that everyone in England has two teams, their local team and a Premier League team and rarely do the two meet.
I scanned the internet for a list of relegated teams from the English Premier League which haven’t made it back to the top flight since and came up with the following. I’ve added where they are now for interest.
Oldham Athletic 1993/94 (League One)
Swindon Town 1993/94 (League One)
Barnsley 1997/98 (Championship)
Nottingham Forest 1998/99 (Championship)
Sheffield Wednesday 1999/00 (Championship)
Wimbledon 1999/00 (League One as MK Dons)
Coventry City 2000/01 (League One)
Bradford City 2000/01 (League One)
Ipswich Town 2001/02 (Championship)
Leeds United 2003/04 (Championship)
Sheffield United 2006/07 (League One)
Charlton Athletic 2006/07 (League One)
Derby County 2007/08 (Championship)
Portsmouth 2009/10 (League Two)
Birmingham City 2010/11 (Championship)
Blackpool 2010/11 (League Two)
Bolton Wanderers 2011/12 (League One)
Blackburn Rovers 2011/12 (Championship)
Wolverhampton Wanderers 2011/12 (Championship)
Wigan Athletic 2012/13 (Championship)
Reading 2012/13 (Championship)
Fulham 2013/14 (Championship)
Cardiff 2013/14 (Championship)
QPR 2014/15 (Championship)
Newcastle United 2015/16 (Championship)
Norwich City 2015/16 (Championship)
Aston Villa 2015/16 (Championship)
That was like a trip down memory lane. Wimbledon, Leeds and Portsmouth probably have fared the worst but it hasn’t been easy for any of those clubs.
First some background. Like most Australians that have no relatives in the Old Country and haven’t done a jaunt in England in their early years, I picked my team based on the first full EPL game I watched. It was in the early 90s and it was Newcastle United vs Blackburn Rovers. It was a great game and I just picked the club with the nicest jersey. I preferred the black and white of Newcastle over the Blackburn Shirt. What better criteria for a long lasting random decision than the colour of the jersey. At least it is better than picking Man U which every other person on the planet seems to have done. I’ve followed the Geordies ever since. I had a cursory interest in the EPL up until then mainly revolving around Australian involvement so Craig Johnston at Liverpool was pretty much it, until Harry Kewell arrived at Leeds. Australian coverage of overseas competitions was spasmodic to non-existent until Pay TV came to town in 1995. The early years were fantastic (1993/94 to 1996/97) and there were a couple of other special periods including 2001/02 to 2003/04 but 8 out of the last 10 seasons have been pretty ordinary. Each season seemed to get closer and closer to relegation. Chris Hughton, Alan Pardew, John Carver and Steve McLaren came and went. Fans constantly complaining about Mike Ashley. Finally we got Rafa and then we went down. It was very dire indeed.
Anyways, that is an extremely long winded way of saying relegation hasn’t been as bad as I thought it would be. The absolute best thing that could have happened did actually happen. We kept Rafa! I don’t know why he stayed but he did and he has certainly made a difference. And then the hits kept coming. We nabbed Dwight Gayle (£10.2M), Matt Ritchie (£10.2M), Grant Hanley (£5.61M), Matz Sels (£5.61M), Ciaran Clark (£5.1M), DeAndre Yedlin (£5.02M), Mohamed Diame (£4.59M), Achraf Lazaar (£2.98M), Daryl Murphy (£2.98M), Isaac Hayden (£2.47M), Jesus Gamez (free) and Christian Atsu (loan), the majority of which were suited for playing in the Championship. Moussa Sissoko (£29.75M), Georginio Wijnaldum (£23.68M), Andros Townsend (£13.26M), Daryl Janmaat (£7.57M), Remy Cabella (£6.8M) and Papiss Demba Cisse (£4.97M) were all moved on for tidy sums. The season started with a renewed sense of optimism. Cautious optimism but renewed none-the-less. The start of the season is always interesting because after opening with losses to Fulham and Huddersfield it seemed that the sky was falling. If we knew how good the Cottagers (7th) and the Terriers (3rd) were then we might not have panicked so much. At any rate, the 4-1 win over Reading followed by 6 straight wins, including the home win against Brighton (2-0) and that absolute away spanking against QPR (6-0) certainly set minds at ease.
Probably the biggest thing was actually remembering what it felt like to win again. Winning can be just as contagious as losing and it was certainly nice to transition to the former after so much of the latter. The season has had many ups and downs since then. The tough back to back wins against Brighton and Huddersfield were particular highlights. Losing Jonjo Shelvey to a five game racial vilification ban and the long term injury to Dwight Gayle have been set backs. All in all if you had asked every last Geordie if they would be happy with a six point gap between Newcastle United and the safety of automatic promotion with 9 games to go, you would not have heard one nee amongst them. It has been a fun ride so far.
Next exciting episode will be on Monday, 27 March 2017 titled ‘Australia in India – How is this even possible?’.